Now, follow me, boy, and we'll go over the dining room.

[Black hole or no black hole, someone has a Guide mis-fire to contend with. The feed starts sharply, accidentally joining the conversation at this point. The first voice is likely unknown; the one about to follow is remarkably more known]

Are we expecting guests this evening?

Expect? Expect ( Read more... )

Greetings, fellow Thor residents. I notice we have had an influx of newcomers of late - I trust you are all adjusting to your new circumstances and hope that what I am about to disclose will go some way towards assisting in that endeavour ( Read more... )

Now that we are adequately settled on the new planet and the missions have been posted, I feel it would be appropriate for me to comment on certain of the current postings. Specifically, those pertaining to the winter gala being organised by Preventer. Those who elect to sign up for any of the roles relating to this event will be reporting to me so ( Read more... )

[Ever wondered what the dispatch office of Marmosets Now looks like? Well now you know because that's where this broadcast is coming from. Kyoya looks about as thrilled as one might expect of someone forced into a job without their approval, even though he could quite easily have been landed with something much worse.]I appreciate that delivery is ( Read more... )

[The following is sent to all Guides along with being posted in the new arrival's area, on each level of the residential areas and anywhere else that sees a lot of foot traffic]

PAPERWORK COMPLETION SERVICE
If you find that the SS Thor's reliance on paperwork leaves you bewildered, even overwhelmed, then you need worry no longer. I, Kyoya Ohtori, ( Read more... )

[Kyoya is sat in his assigned "room" within 3-23, looking...well, it's hard to tell with the glare of the Guide's screen reflecting off his glasses but perhaps that's just as well. When he speaks, his tone is lacking in anything resembling a form of emotion but there's a definite sting in that iciness. He also seems to be speaking more to himself ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that for some of you, Halloween is a mystery.

[On screen, there is one Kyouya Ootori. Said Ootori is wearing a hat. Yes, that hat. He is also smiling.

Smilingsmilingsmilinggg.]

I wonder, then, what Halloween means to those of you who know it. Your favourite stories or halloween themes? Costumes you were particularly proud ( Read more... )

 A notice to all managers of refugee-run businesses, creative endeavors, or other entrepreneurial ventures.

This is an offer of mutual benefit for any refugee requiring advertisement for their business or product, in affiliation with a recently opened entertainment association aboard the ship. If you are interested, please leave your name, the ( Read more... )

I'd like to pose a question, if I might, for in this case I fear a second opinion necessary. Is this-- [the following image pops up on the guide screen]

( cut for nightmarefuel )

[WELL THAT WHOLE DE-AGING THING WAS OFFICIALLY THE WORST OCCURENCE OF HIS LIFE THUS FAR. Kyouya, tired and incredibly frustrated by the disheveled state of his sleep pattern over the past few nights, will be tugging open the door to his box of a room right about now and tramping out into the communal living area of 3-17, tossing his guide at the ( Read more... )